November 2007
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November 29, 2007
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Reach for the moon. Even if you miss you’ll land among the stars.
~funny sayings about short by Funny Guy
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
~Hilarious funny short quotes
I intend to live forever-so far so good.
~humorous quotes about Funny Life Qutes by Funny Guy
When I was born … the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father … I’m very sorry. We did everything we could … but he pulled through
~funny sayings about short by Rodney Dangerfield
Caution: I brake for no apparent reason.
~humorous sayings about short by
Aren’t you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look Grrrreat!
~funny quotes about Pickup Lines by
Baby on bored
~humorous sayings about short by
November 24, 2007
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A diamond is just a chunk of coal that made good under pressure.
~humorous quotes about Clean Jokes by Robert Palmer
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
~funny sayings about msn by Funny Guy
Woman are intoxicants enough without the hard stuff. Of Course, Woman are usually the reason we resort to the hard stuff though.
~Hilarious funny msn quotes
I wanted to be a procrastinator… I just never got around to it.
~humorous quotes about procrastinate by
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself — like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks
~funny sayings about msn by Jean Kerr
November 13, 2007
4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
5. I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
6. Never answer an anonymous letter.
7. It’s lonely at the top; but you do eat better.
8. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
9. Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
10. Few women admit their age; few men act it.
11. If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
12. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
13. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
14. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of “Smart”?
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
16. Campers: Nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes.
17. Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
18. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
19. There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can’t.
20. Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
November 6, 2007
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
~humorous quotes about Friend Jokes by me
Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?
~funny sayings about Bar Jokes by Lisa Claymen
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell
~humorous quotes about Joke quotes by Garry Shandling
A person who is not honest usually does not trust others!
~funny sayings about by
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again
~humorous quotes about Clean Jokes by Franklin P. Jones
Keep smiling – it makes everyone wonder what you’re up to.
~funny sayings about Humorous Sayings by Funny Guy
There was a blonde,a brunette, and a man in a elavator. The man had a lot of dandruff so the brunette said to the blonde”that guy needs some head and shoulders” The blonde said” I kknow how to do head, but how do you do shoulders?”
~humorous quotes about Dumb Blondes by
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