As we say in Calculus, “Wanna be tangent to my curves?”

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He’s a Commie.

Don’t drink and drive – you might hit a bump and spill it.

I caught my daughter playing with the electrical outlet, and she gave herself quite a shock. I had to ground her.

Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.