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A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He’s a Commie.
Don’t drink and drive – you might hit a bump and spill it.
I caught my daughter playing with the electrical outlet, and she gave herself quite a shock. I had to ground her.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.