January 2008

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January 19, 2008

Funny Quotes – To make you laugh

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# If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

# Of course I don’t look busy…..I did it right the first time!

# Nobody notices what I do, until I don’t do it.

# Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all!

# I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

# After all is said and done, more is said than done.

# I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

 

January 19, 2008

Funny one liners

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Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.