December 2007
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December 24, 2007
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“A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing.”
Jay Leno.
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”
Shirley Temple
“Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money?”
Tom Armstrong
“Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer… Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?”
Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes
December 21, 2007
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Life begins at 40 — but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. – William Feather
Men who have reached and passed forty-five, have a look as if waiting for the secret of the other world, and as if they were perfectly sure of having found out the secret of this. -Benjamin Haydon
When you reach forty you can’t do anything every day. – Henry “Hank” Aaron
When you are forty, half of you belongs to the past…And when you are seventy, nearly all of you. – – – – Jean Anouilh
Be wise with speed; A fool at forty is a fool indeed.- – – – Edward Young
December 19, 2007
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limit
~humorous quotes about Stupidity quotes by Albert Einstein
I’d have a photographic memory but it was never developed.
~funny sayings about anchorman by Funny Guy
I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace
~Hilarious funny anchorman quotes
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
~humorous quotes about Funny Questions by Funny Guy
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
~funny sayings about anchorman by Noelie Altito
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? *
~Hilarious funny anchorman quotes
Nature, our father and mother, gave us all we have got. The state, our elder brother, swipes the lot
~humorous quotes about Government quotes by Piet Hein
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
~funny sayings about anchorman by Funny Guy
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?
~Hilarious funny anchorman quotes
December 8, 2007
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A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking
~funny sayings about hunting by Jerry Seinfield
Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road!
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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
~funny quotes about Cool Sayings by
T.G.I.F Thank God I’m Female.
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Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say…
~funny quotes about Pickup Lines by
You went on vacation and all i got was this stupid bumper sticker?
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Your lucky color has faded.
~funny quotes about Cool Sayings by
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