# Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

# Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!

# I’m not getting smaller I’m backing away from you.

# Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

# I don’t know what makes you dumb But it really works.

# Rehab Is for Quitters

# My Dog Can Lick Anyone

# Computer programmers don’t byte They nibble a bit.

# BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.