Funny Marriage quotes

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limit
~humorous quotes about Stupidity quotes by Albert Einstein

I’d have a photographic memory but it was never developed.
~funny sayings about anchorman by Funny Guy

I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace
~Hilarious funny anchorman quotes

Why is the word abbreviation so long?
~humorous quotes about Funny Questions by Funny Guy

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
~funny sayings about anchorman by Noelie Altito

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? *
~Hilarious funny anchorman quotes

Nature, our father and mother, gave us all we have got. The state, our elder brother, swipes the lot
~humorous quotes about Government quotes by Piet Hein

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
~funny sayings about anchorman by Funny Guy

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?
~Hilarious funny anchorman quotes

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that
~funny sayings about cute teen by Anonymous

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
~Hilarious cute teen sayings

Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it
~humorous quotes about Government quotes by Ronald Reagan

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it
~funny sayings about cute teen by Alfred Hitchcock

Not only do I not know what’s going on, but I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
~Hilarious cute teen sayings

There are now more TV’s in British households than there are people – which is a bit of a worry
~humorous quotes about Television quotes by Prince Charles

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