The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once
 ~sweet Home by Bobby Kelton

The only ones who aren’t grateful on Thanksgiving are turkeys.
 ~hilarious quote about Humorous Sayings

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean
 ~funny saying about home

The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat
and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold
drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.
 ~cool Home about Gardeners Jokes

Wasn’t it good to see Eric Cantona back in action? Let’s hope that this time he remembers that kicking people in the teeth is the Tory government’s job
 ~humor quote about Football quotes