“You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try.”
Short and funny quote by, Homer J. Simpson.
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“Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel.”
An American adage about antagonizing newspaper editors
“Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.”
Short funny quotes by, Bill Cosbey.
“Always drink upstream from the herd.”
Short funny quotes by, Anonymous.
