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Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind.
The multitude of books is making us ignorant.
Modesty is the lowest of the virtues, and is a confession of the deficiency it indicates. He who undervalues himself is justly overvalued by others.
The two rules of procrastination: 1) Do it today. 2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow.