If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work. – Ogden Nash

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today. – Laurence J. Peter
If you can’t convince ‘em, confuse ‘em….
I can give you a definite perhaps. – Samuel Goldwyn
Whoever said money couldn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop….
He has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends. – Oscar Wilde
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. – Ann Landers
The less we know, the longer the explanation.
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. – Abe Lemons
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. – John Gotti