Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that
~funny sayings about cute teen by Anonymous
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
~Hilarious cute teen sayings
Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it
~humorous quotes about Government quotes by Ronald Reagan
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it
~funny sayings about cute teen by Alfred Hitchcock
Not only do I not know what’s going on, but I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
~Hilarious cute teen sayings
There are now more TV’s in British households than there are people – which is a bit of a worry
~humorous quotes about Television quotes by Prince Charles
