Birthdays are like glazed donuts. Sometimes its better not to remember how many you’ve had.
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Alan Brazil: “I was sad to hear yesterday about the death of Inspector Morse, TV’s John Shaw.”
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If you don’t change your direction, you may end up where you were headed
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If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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How is it possible to have a civil war?
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