Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that
 ~hilarious Marriage quote by Anonymous

Too many couples marry for better,or for worse, but not for good
 ~cool quote about Marriage Jokes
Many girls like to marry a military man – he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he’s already used to taking orders.
 ~sweet quote on Marriage

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day
 ~hilarious Marriage quote by Mickey Rooney

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved
 ~cool quote about Marriage Jokes

Marriage is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important
 ~funny saying on Marriage